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Oh, my!!!

Post  obrdrln on 3/11/2012, 10:16 am

I went to check on my experimental plantings this a.m. and found this:



I planted these on 3/8/2012!!!

I pea-ed!!!!

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Post  B00kemdano on 3/11/2012, 11:52 am

Very Happy You pea-ed in your vermiculite!!

We say things like that all the time. When we're eating dinner and someone drops a pea, we say, "Who pea-ed on the table!?!?"

Ah, vegetable humor. Razz

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Post  obrdrln on 3/11/2012, 3:07 pm

What did the Momma Skunk say to her babies when the dog came near?

Lettuce, turnip, and spray.



groan......................................

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Post  sfg4uKim on 3/11/2012, 5:30 pm

I remember Paul James (the Gardener Guy) from HGTV who said he encouraged everyone to come to his garden and take a leek.

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Post  Too Tall Tomatoes on 3/11/2012, 6:06 pm

@sfg4uKim wrote:I remember Paul James (the Gardener Guy) from HGTV who said he encouraged everyone to come to his garden and take a leek.

Paul James was awesome. I loved his show.

Here's a joke.......

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

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Post  walshevak on 3/11/2012, 6:32 pm



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Post  WolfHeart on 3/11/2012, 6:38 pm

Just told this one in the office and i am still laughing hard rofl

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Post  AZDYJ2K on 3/11/2012, 6:40 pm

Awesome!

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Post  Too Tall Tomatoes on 3/11/2012, 7:11 pm




I'm still laughing about it too!

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Post  shannon1 on 3/12/2012, 1:46 am

Love it and will be telling it.Smile

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Post  newstart on 3/12/2012, 8:35 am

love it so funny

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Post  Luci Dawson on 3/12/2012, 6:44 pm

I'm Italian and I've not stopped laughing since I read this.
rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on rock on

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Post  shannon1 on 3/16/2012, 1:26 am

@Luci Dawson wrote:I'm Italian and I've not stopped laughing since I read this.
I reset it in Ireland just as funny

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