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The Backyard Fence Thread...

Post  boffer on 3/6/2010, 10:52 am

...for those of us who talk too much about anything and everything!


What's red and white and whispers?
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Post  Lavender Debs on 3/6/2010, 11:14 am

Tehe!

How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
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Blow a little boogie in it


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Post  boffer on 3/6/2010, 11:31 am



It's the "fifth grade boys" that makes it work!
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Post  martha on 3/6/2010, 11:38 am







(says Martha, who will be checking back for more such jokes, and wishes she had some to add.)
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Post  boffer on 3/6/2010, 11:44 am

Haven't you trained your customers to bring a joke along with their hunger when they come to your restaurant?

There's a few vendors I deal with regularly who probably wouldn't sell me anything if I didn't come to their store with a joke!
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Re: The Backyard Fence Thread...

Post  mckr3441 on 3/6/2010, 1:43 pm

I posted the following on another thread but thought you all might enjoy it here, too.

So... I'm a sfg certified teacher... but...

I'm mostly a flower gardener. It works wonderfully in an sfg. Little landscapes spots throughout the yard. But I'm really, really going to try veggies this year. Now, you have to understand that not only haven't I grown many vegetables (my DH does that) I also don't "do kitchens" as he does most all of the cooking (and shopping). Well, we had our neighborhood ladies brunch and seed exchange this morning. So I volunteered to take a fruit bowl. I went to the local grocery store to by the items I needed. One item was mangos. So I took two of them over to the produce guy and asked him how to tell if these mangos were ripe. He said, "Well, first of all, those are avacados."
Actually, ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!.

Okay, with my husband's help, my fruit salad in a made-by-me syrup (without avacados) was just fine. He was so proud of me that he made me take a picture of the fruitbowl!

Bet all you fresh fruit and veggies guys can't top this!
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Post  Kabaju42 on 3/6/2010, 1:49 pm

There should be a back yard fence fourm. That would be nice
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Post  boffer on 3/6/2010, 4:54 pm

I did not bribe him to say that! I did not!



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I made that suggestion in the old forum, but it went over like a lead balloon!
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Post  boffer on 3/6/2010, 5:01 pm

Great post, HOWEVER, you gave my wife a coffee out the nose moment, if you know what I mean!
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Post  mckr3441 on 3/6/2010, 7:48 pm

And you just gave my hubby and I a side-splitting laughing jag! Thanks. A great way to end the day.
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