Square Foot Gardening Forum

Hello Guest!
Welcome to the official Square Foot Gardening Forum.
There's lots to learn here by reading as a guest. However, if you become a member (it's free, ad free and spam-free) you'll have access to our large vermiculite databases, our seed exchange spreadsheets, Mel's Mix calculator, and many more members' pictures in the Gallery. Enjoy.


Search
 
 

Display results as :
 

 


Rechercher Advanced Search

Latest topics
» New Forum Feature
by AtlantaMarie Today at 2:14 pm

» 2017 Burpee seeds are already on display at HD
by trolleydriver Today at 2:12 pm

» CANADIAN REGION: What are you doing January 2017
by trolleydriver Today at 10:54 am

» Senseless Banter...
by Kelejan Today at 10:40 am

» Winter Sowing vs. Winter Growing
by has55 Today at 3:32 am

» N & C Midwest: January 2017!
by BeetlesPerSqFt Yesterday at 11:32 pm

» heirloom seed companies around a lot of the world
by ralitaco Yesterday at 10:58 pm

» What about ink on newspaper and cardboard for mulch?
by Scorpio Rising Yesterday at 9:23 pm

» Turan in the Western Mountains
by Turan Yesterday at 7:20 pm

» Green Ice Leaf Lettuce
by MrBooker Yesterday at 4:28 pm

» Northern California & Coastal Valleys - What are you doing this month?
by sanderson Yesterday at 4:17 pm

» California's Drought
by sanderson Yesterday at 3:46 pm

» How's the Weather Where You're At?
by BeetlesPerSqFt Yesterday at 10:22 am

» Third Year SFG in Canada
by trolleydriver Yesterday at 9:23 am

» New England January 2017
by trolleydriver Yesterday at 9:20 am

» Holy snow Batman!
by AtlantaMarie Yesterday at 8:13 am

» 2017 SFG Adventures in Hampstead, NC
by ralitaco 1/17/2017, 11:23 pm

» Gardening Australia
by IrishDigger 1/17/2017, 10:01 pm

» Daikon radishes?
by Scorpio Rising 1/17/2017, 9:49 pm

» Anyone want walking onions??
by Scorpio Rising 1/17/2017, 9:22 pm

» How much to plant?
by trolleydriver 1/17/2017, 2:48 pm

» January: What to plant in Northern California and Central Valley areas
by countrynaturals 1/17/2017, 2:22 pm

» Feedback for my 2017 garden plan
by sanderson 1/17/2017, 2:00 pm

» What are you eating from your garden today?
by countrynaturals 1/17/2017, 1:49 pm

» Show us your kitchen compost container
by CapeCoddess 1/17/2017, 1:23 pm

» Some of our Gluten-free Cajun Recipes
by sanderson 1/17/2017, 12:34 pm

» Crop rotation
by sanderson 1/17/2017, 12:02 pm

» Creamy Basil Pesto
by sanderson 1/17/2017, 11:46 am

» Butterfly Junction
by countrynaturals 1/17/2017, 11:02 am

» Zera (TM) Food Recycler - kitchen composting
by BeetlesPerSqFt 1/17/2017, 10:40 am

Google

Search SFG Forum

Boffer's humour

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Boffer's humour

Post  Retired Member 1 on 5/2/2010, 4:16 pm

I enjoy the daily piece of humour than runs across the screen -- hats off to Boffer. But todays has me stumped. What does Tom Brokaw (he's a newscaster, right?) and a potato have in common? I know -- if you have to explain a joke....

Retired Member 1

Female Posts : 904
Join date : 2010-03-03
Location : USA

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  camprn on 5/2/2010, 4:32 pm

Commentator = common tater

In a more crude version, the joke may go something like this...
Did you hear about the little sweet potato that fell madly in love with Ferdinand Marcos (Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong Ill) ? Her folks wouldn't let her marry him 'cause he was just a dictater! Smile

camprn

Forum Moderator Certified SFG Teacher

Female Posts : 14039
Join date : 2010-03-06
Age : 54
Location : Keene, NH, USA ~ Zone 5a

View user profile http://squarefoot.creatingforum.com/t3574-the-end-of-july-7-week

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  sceleste54 on 5/2/2010, 9:00 pm


sceleste54

Female Posts : 383
Join date : 2010-04-08
Location : Florida Panhandle

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  Retired Member 1 on 5/2/2010, 9:41 pm

@camprn wrote:Commentator = common tater

Smile

Oh, good grief! I should have gotten that one.

Retired Member 1

Female Posts : 904
Join date : 2010-03-03
Location : USA

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  camprn on 8/12/2010, 12:07 am

Just between us....................something smells, HA HA ha, tee hee...

camprn

Forum Moderator Certified SFG Teacher

Female Posts : 14039
Join date : 2010-03-06
Age : 54
Location : Keene, NH, USA ~ Zone 5a

View user profile http://squarefoot.creatingforum.com/t3574-the-end-of-july-7-week

Back to top Go down

Another one

Post  ander217 on 8/12/2010, 8:39 am

@camprn wrote:Commentator = common tater

Smile

If anyone is a Laura Ingalls Wilder fan, you might remember the time in Little Town on the Prairie when Pa's riddle had them all stumped. He carried in two potatoes, balanced on the blade of his axe. No one could figure out the riddle even after he gave them a hint, "It's something you use in church."

The answer was, "Commentators on the Acts."

Boffer, keep 'em coming. You rock!

ander217

Female Posts : 1450
Join date : 2010-03-16
Age : 61
Location : Southeastern Missouri (6b)

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  boffer on 8/12/2010, 10:32 am

I don't know much about gardening so if I couldn't have a little fun on the forum, I wouldn't have much to post. Besides, a good groaner is good for us!

boffer

Male Posts : 7392
Join date : 2010-02-26
Age : 63
Location : yelm, wa, usa

View user profile http://boffer.us/

Back to top Go down

Re: Boffer's humour

Post  Sponsored content Today at 2:16 pm


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum