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Post  Windmere on 1/26/2015, 12:09 pm

I really enjoy the jokes that have been scrolling across the tops of our screens.  I was wondering:  Might it be a good idea to some how make a category on the home page where they are listed?  The jokes are clever and so family friendly.   My memory being as bad as it is, I was thinking it would be nice if there were a section where we could reference them in the future.

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Post  has55 on 1/26/2015, 8:47 pm

@Windmere wrote:I really enjoy the jokes that have been scrolling across the tops of our screens.  I was wondering:  Might it be a good idea to some how make a category on the home page where they are listed?  The jokes are clever and so family friendly.   My memory being as bad as it is, I was thinking it would be nice if there were a section where we could reference them in the future.

Thanks.  Smile
great idea.
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Post  has55 on 1/26/2015, 8:49 pm

they're some pretty funny jokes. be nice to be able to reflect on them for a nice pick up.
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Post  sanderson on 1/28/2015, 4:48 am

A ready source of family friendly jokes.
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Post  CapeCoddess on 1/28/2015, 1:00 pm

I send them to my 82 yr old mom every day.  She gets a laugh...or a groan...out of them.
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Post  kauairosina on 1/28/2015, 1:28 pm

I have missed the scrolling jokes across the top of the screen.  Wus up wi dat?
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Post  sanderson on 1/28/2015, 1:44 pm

Click on Home to see them.
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Post  plantoid on 1/28/2015, 2:33 pm

Old  gardeners never die they just spade a way then throw in the trowel ..

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 Old gardeners never die ..they just smell that way .
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Post  martha on 1/28/2015, 7:26 pm

rofl
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Post  has55 on 1/28/2015, 10:41 pm

rofl
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Post  Goosegirl on 1/29/2015, 4:10 am

@CapeCoddess wrote:I send them to my 82 yr old mom every day.  She gets a laugh...or a groan...out of them.
Laughing

I read them to Hubby every morning, with the same responses!
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Post  CapeCoddess on 1/29/2015, 7:58 am

My 2014 SFG can relate to Humpty Dumpty:

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he had a great fall...
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Post  has55 on 1/29/2015, 12:18 pm

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