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Re: Senseless Banter...

Post  trolleydriver on 8/21/2016, 11:42 pm

@plantoid wrote:
@trolleydriver wrote:The following photo appeared on Mrs TD's Facebook page.  Very Happy

 
Cheeky Wink


Nice pun ... the word "cheeky" that is. Very Happy

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Re: Senseless Banter...

Post  has55 on 8/23/2016, 8:46 am

funny. Did you actually see this?

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Post  trolleydriver on 8/23/2016, 9:09 am

@has55 wrote:funny. Did you actually see this?

Nope. It would have been a bit of a shock to come across it.

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Post  llama momma on 8/24/2016, 8:35 pm

Sunrise this morning.  Put me in a good mood.

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Post  bigdogrock on 8/24/2016, 8:45 pm

Nice pic LM!

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Post  Kelejan on 9/18/2016, 8:51 pm

Did you know that penguins speak French as well as English?

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Post  bigdogrock on 9/18/2016, 9:05 pm

Did they learn it from the Nuns?

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Post  Kelejan on 9/19/2016, 1:01 am

@bigdogrock wrote:Did they learn it from the Nuns?


I'm glad someone asked. Very Happy

No, BDR, they learned it from advertising on Canadian television.

There is an advert for the Bank of XXXX? with a penguin on the doctor's couch being tested for his blood pressure and they are both talking in English.

Tonight I was watching a French channel showing some of the Rio Paralympic sports and the same advert came on and they were speaking in French.

The XXXX? means that I have forgotten the name of the bank.  So much for advertising.

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Post  bigdogrock on 9/19/2016, 7:21 am

When I was in grade school (which seems like an eternity ago) the Hong Kong flu hit our town, I heard a story from a kid in another town not far from mine. I am not sure it is true but it is funny.
He said that when most of the teachers and the principal were out because of the flu, the Nuns of a Catholic school stepped up to help out. The kid telling the story wasn't an angel, and he made the Nuns work, so to speak. But I remember how he said when he got to school a little early the first day they were there, they arrived on a bus, and filed off into the school like a line of Penguins, and carrying rulers like Samurai Warriors.
The rest of the day didn't go well for him, but that part of the story could be continued another time.

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Post  trolleydriver on 9/19/2016, 9:09 am

@Kelejan wrote:
@bigdogrock wrote:Did they learn it from the Nuns?


I'm glad someone asked. Very Happy

No, BDR, they learned it from advertising on Canadian television.

There is an advert for the Bank of XXXX? with a penguin on the doctor's couch being tested for his blood pressure and they are both talking in English.

Tonight I was watching a French channel showing some of the Rio Paralympic sports and the same advert came on and they were speaking in French.

The XXXX? means that I have forgotten the name of the bank.  So much for advertising.

Here you go Kelejan. It's a funny commercial, especially the "happy thoughts" part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_amlphNrc

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Post  Kelejan on 9/19/2016, 12:36 pm

I did not know they were that many penguin adverts by that bank?  Some I have seen but I think some of them must be older ones as the penguin was much larger and was a small human is a penguin suit.

I expect nowadays the penguin is computer generated?  I especially like the baby jumping up and down in the background, brings out my maternal instincts.

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Post  sanderson on 9/19/2016, 1:49 pm

Thank you for sharing. Very Happy

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Post  Kelejan on 9/27/2016, 11:16 pm

Does anyone else get the wrong picture when reading headlines?

The one for today:

Driver accused of driving a load of dehydrated horses.

I think that was because I have been dehydrating  loads of tomatoes.

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Post  trolleydriver on 9/28/2016, 11:17 am

@Kelejan wrote:Does anyone else get the wrong picture when reading headlines?

The one for today:

Driver accused of driving a load of dehydrated horses.

I think that was because I have been dehydrating  loads of tomatoes.
That's funny Kelejan.  I can picture the driver getting to his destination, opening the door to the horse trailer and finding only "horse powder".
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Post  Kelejan on 9/28/2016, 2:52 pm

@trolleydriver wrote:
@Kelejan wrote:Does anyone else get the wrong picture when reading headlines?

The one for today:

Driver accused of driving a load of dehydrated horses.

I think that was because I have been dehydrating  loads of tomatoes.
That's funny Kelejan.  I can picture the driver getting to his destination, opening the door to the horse trailer and finding only "horse powder".
Smile

Actually TD, I was thinking of sliced up horses, but your "horse powder" is just as good. Very Happy

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" Hello "

Post  plantoid on 9/29/2016, 7:08 am

Operator  "Hello this is the ambulance service How can I help?"

Woman  "I need an ambulance please.  I stubbed my toe on the coffee table"

Operator "Madam, surely you don't need an ambulance for that"

Woman "No, it's not for me, It's for my husband.  He shouldn't have laughed"

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Post  Kelejan on 9/29/2016, 3:17 pm

I am glad you still have your sense of humour, Plantoid. Very Happy

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Post  sanderson on 9/30/2016, 1:47 am

Very Happy

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Home grown duh maters... I lack'em reel gud.. lol

Post  MrBooker on 9/30/2016, 8:58 am

rock on rofl carrot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE57UhS06pk

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Home grown duh maters... I lack'em reel gud.. lol

Post  Scorpio Rising on 9/30/2016, 7:01 pm

Only 2 things that money can't buy!   Love it!

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Post  sanderson on 9/30/2016, 7:46 pm

Excellent! You done real good on that video.

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Post  llama momma on 9/30/2016, 7:58 pm

   NICE JOB!!

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Thibodeaux and Boudreaux

Post  Cajun Cappy on 10/7/2016, 11:12 am

I haven't been senselessly Bantering with yall much lately, but thought of ya when I saw this joke bout those 2 lovable goofballs The Cajun story stars Boudreaux and Thibodeaux which is kinda like the Smith and Jones of Cajun names.  Here is the story:

Boudreaux, The Nobel Prize Winner

Thibodeaux was passing by a field and seen Boudreaux stand out der. He wonder why he's stand out der, but he go on to work. The next day when Thibodeaux go to work, he pass by de same field and he saw Boudreaux out in de field again. He wonder what he doing out der, but go on to work. The next morning when Thibodeaux go to work, Boudreaux is in the field again just standing out der. De curosity is just too much, so Thibodeaux ask, "Hey, Boudreaux, every morning when I go to work, I just see you stand out der in the field. Why you do that?" Boudreaux laugh and told Thibodeaux, " I'm gonna to get me one of dem Noble Prize!" Thibodeaux say, "How you gone to do dat just stand out der?" Boudreaux say, "I heard they give dem Noble Prize for dem people OUTSTANDING IN DER FIELDS!'"

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Post  Kelejan on 10/7/2016, 1:10 pm

lol! Made me laugh.

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Post  trolleydriver on 10/7/2016, 1:22 pm

@Kelejan wrote:lol! Made me laugh.
Me too ... good one. I shared it with some family members.


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