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Post  martha on 4/27/2011, 12:21 am

Two old ladies went for a tramp in the woods, but he got away.
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Post  boffer on 4/27/2011, 12:27 am




New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
But what's a gardener to do when the price of rice walks
like a duck picking bones out of ice cream on Santa's whimsy
in a white room with no hair curlers?
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Post  martha on 4/27/2011, 12:35 am

Boffer, you have me beat.
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Post  boffer on 4/27/2011, 12:39 am

You do alright for just passin' through once in a while! Wink

HEY! I was braggin' on you earlier today; let me find it.
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Post  Old Hippie on 4/27/2011, 1:13 am

The farther up you go a vest has no sleeves.

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Post  Miss M on 4/27/2011, 1:17 am

While I love bagpipes, they don't make my first choice of music for going to sleep.

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Post  middlemamma on 4/27/2011, 1:17 am

Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack.
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Post  Barkie on 4/27/2011, 1:28 am

There once was a young man from Leeds
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In less than an hour his chest was in flower
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Post  boffer on 4/27/2011, 1:31 am

@middlemamma wrote:Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack.

Yeah...somebody find ashort, and we'll continue our conversation about veggie slings...

or...anybody remember that old WWII submarine movie where they used veggie slings to keep the darn submarine engine working?
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Post  Old Hippie on 4/27/2011, 1:38 am

@middlemamma wrote:Gwynn...I would just like to point out that this is the type of thread you are more than welcome to hi-jack.

We should have more of these. tonight I am too tired to get into it properly. And by the way, some of us hippies did shave our legs at least on special occasions or when we wore short skirts, but not when we wore long ones....and not our 'pits.

@ Barkie.....I love limericks.

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Post  walshevak on 4/27/2011, 8:25 am

@Barkie wrote:There once was a young man from Leeds
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In less than an hour his chest was in flower
but his **** was covered in weeds.



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Post  sherryeo on 4/27/2011, 8:44 am

If you consider the possible ramifications before endeavoring to elicit variant projected compensations for the indisputable and inevitable summations, the logistical inferences can be randomly extrapolated. Or so I've heard. Twisted Evil
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Boffer! Operation Petticoat! sunny
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Post  dizzygardener on 4/27/2011, 10:29 am

@Barkie wrote:There once was a young man from Leeds
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but his **** was covered in weeds.

HA! darn funny good idea
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Post  Miss M on 4/27/2011, 10:43 am

Sherry Owens wrote: If you consider the possible ramifications before endeavoring to elicit variant projected compensations for the indisputable and inevitable summations, the logistical inferences can be randomly extrapolated. Or so I've heard. Twisted Evil
Yeah, I was just going to say that.

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Post  Nonna.PapaVino on 4/27/2011, 9:17 pm

Okay, Barkie, you inspired me with your limerick; that and all the talk about rain:

It's been raining here dawn until dusk.
I look down at myself in disgust:
I'm twelve shades of pale,
From head to my tail.
In Oregon, we don't tan. We just rust.

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Post  walshevak on 4/27/2011, 9:20 pm

Irish Diplomacy

The ability to tell a person to go to hell and he enjoys the trip.

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