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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:02 pm

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• One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
• The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
• The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
• The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, he died.)
• The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, he came back to life.), and the process is repeated

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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 4:06 pm

Unfortunately, his wife beaned him in the head with a shovel while filling his boxes with Mel's Mix.

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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:08 pm

Fortunately, he's so thick headed the shovel bounced right off.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 4:10 pm

Unfortunately, the shovel fell to the ground and chopped off his left leg.

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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:16 pm

Fortunately, his wife was a doctor and knew just what to do.
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:17 pm

No Worries, he's good at hopping on his right leg.
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:17 pm

oops Bof got in front of me
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Post  sfg4uKim on 12/24/2011, 4:20 pm

Unfortunately his wife sewed his foot to his mouth.

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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:21 pm

Fortunately, he was accustomed to foot in mouth disease.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 4:33 pm

Unfortunately he had stepped in llama poo

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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:38 pm

Fortunately llama poo does not smell
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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:41 pm

Unfortunately, it doesn't taste very good, and he was getting hungry.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 4:41 pm

Fortunately, his wife made cookies.

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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 4:48 pm

Unfortunately, they were Josh's Reindeer Poop Cookies that made him sick the last time he ate them.
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:50 pm

Unfortunately they were authentic reindeer poop cookies
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:50 pm

boffer! it happened again!! lol
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Post  plantoid on 12/24/2011, 4:51 pm

fortunately there was also a big pile of real mincepies as well
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 4:54 pm

unfortunately there is still that sewed up foot in mouth issue..
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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 5:03 pm

Fortunately, Dr. BBG had on hand a feeding tube that she proceeded to insert.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 5:15 pm

Unfortunatly plantoid stepped on the tube

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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 5:35 pm

Fortunately the good Doc decided in the spirit of Christmas Eve she would undue every single suture from earlier in the day.
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Post  sfg4uKim on 12/24/2011, 5:51 pm

Unfortunately she had to fight her secret evil twin to do it.

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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 5:56 pm

Fortunately, her twin was a brother, so it wasn't hard to tell them apart!
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 6:05 pm

Unfortunately they where sewn together at the hip at birth.

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Post  plantoid on 12/24/2011, 6:12 pm

fortunately they were facing each other.
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