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Post  martha on 12/24/2011, 6:26 pm

Unfortunately, they scared themselves when they saw each other.
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 6:34 pm

Fortunately BBG retained his sense of humor and patience while waiting for one foot in mouth removal and one leg re-attachment procedure.
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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 6:38 pm

Unfortunately, the doc put the leg on backwards, so BBG didn't know whether he was coming or going!
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 6:43 pm

Fortunately it felt FANTASTIC to get that blasted foot out of his mouth.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 6:48 pm

Unfortunately BBG got run over by a reindeer.

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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 7:19 pm

Fortunately, Santa's insurance was paid in full so BBG wasn't stuck with all the medical bills after the holidays.
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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 7:23 pm

Unfortunately, the reindeer, who had been scheduled to guide the sleigh Christmas Eve, was injured in the crash.
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/24/2011, 7:25 pm

Fortunately, Santa had an ole mule for back up.

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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 7:38 pm

Unfortunately, the mule was very near-sighted.
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 8:30 pm

Fortunately Santa could give his team a whistle and drive out of sight with his new Garmin GPS.
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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 8:48 pm

Unfortunately, the Garmin's cheap batteries went dead when the sleigh was nearly over llama momma's alpaca farm.
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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 9:15 pm

Fortunately, llama momma's prize alpaca, Maximus, was up to the task of replacing the old mule and leading the sleigh to deliver all the toys to good girls and boys!
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 9:29 pm

Unfortunately Maximus lied to Santa since he is much too young to lead the sleigh, and convinced his even younger llama buddy Spartacus to join the team.
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Post  boffer on 12/24/2011, 9:38 pm

Fortunately, Maximus didn't care if he was an alpaca or llama and told the old fat guy to get the show on the road pronto!
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Post  sherryeo on 12/24/2011, 9:43 pm

Unfortunately for those devious tricksters who tried to give Maximus an identity crisis, he was a llama who KNEW who he was!
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Post  llama momma on 12/24/2011, 9:53 pm

Fortunately Santa is good with directions and ready to roll, having made the trip so many times.
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Post  plantoid on 12/25/2011, 6:46 am

unfortunately some parcels fell off the sleigh on the journey
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Post  sherryeo on 12/25/2011, 10:57 am

Fortunately, Santa prepared for this possibility by having llama Spartacus, with appropriate chaperone elf in attendance due to Spartacus's tender age, guiding another sleigh that was flying below Santa's sleigh to catch the falling packages.
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Post  martha on 12/25/2011, 1:46 pm

Unfortunately, some of the packages landed right on the chaperone elf's head.
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Post  plantoid on 12/25/2011, 4:46 pm

Fortunately christmas was nearly over so you can play this game next year
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Post  RoOsTeR on 12/26/2011, 9:18 am

Unfortunately Christmas goes waaaay to fast, and it's sad seeing your kids get older and older Sad

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Post  llama momma on 12/26/2011, 9:32 am

Fortunately when they are adults, the friendship level of communication can be pretty awesome too.
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Post  martha on 12/26/2011, 10:39 am

Unfortunately, when your kids get older, they start beating you at games traditionally played in your family at Christmas.
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Post  sherryeo on 12/26/2011, 11:44 am

Fortunately, if you're very, very lucky, one day they will get married and provide you with grandchildren!
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Post  boffer on 12/26/2011, 12:34 pm

Unfortunately, you can't take the grandkids out celebrating on New Year's Eve.
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